What's really in Dora's backpack

stareyedgirl:

You know, I’m actually very good at flirting. It’s just that I’m so good and so subtle about it that the person I’m flirting with doesn’t realize I’m flirting.

destielismylove:

lepreas:

tasia-reader:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thearchipelagoofmisfittoys:

asdifferentasnightandday:

starkid-nerdfighter:

This is David Reale. You probably have no idea who he is, yet he played one of the most famous characters of the twenty-first century.

He is Glen Coco.

Forever reblog

god hes hot

you go Glen Coco

glen coco can get it

xofrnksbutt:

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jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

animeasuka:

I had a dream that tumblr user pizza ate spaghetti it was deeply horrifying

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun