You know, I’m actually very good at flirting. It’s just that I’m so good and so subtle about it that the person I’m flirting with doesn’t realize I’m flirting.
This is David Reale. You probably have no idea who he is, yet he played one of the most famous characters of the twenty-first century.
He is Glen Coco.
Forever reblog
god hes hot
you go Glen Coco
glen coco can get it
i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
there is
it’s just an oven
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
ba-c:
Mean gurlz by todrick hall
we need the movie of this omG





